I already said too much. I already shared too much, and I want all my secrets back. I hate getting close to people these days, I always regret sharing too much, caring too much, doing too much, feeling too much.
Whoever runs Wendy’s Twitter deserves a raise.
I love how these fast food restaurants have social media people who are so into wrestling. Makes me feel less guilty for getting a large.
This is fantastic. Bless fast food.
In almost the same spot that @tom_logue did his challenge, I answer his and @geoffreybevere and pour cold water over my head. I’d like to call out @zachzeitler @will_montgomery21 and Nick Miller to do the same. Dear god.